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Archive for May 24th, 2008

Dear God, I am eighty years old

Posted by: Sarah on: May 24, 2008

So, I yelled at some kids to get off my lawn. Like, for serious. “Hey, you! Get off my property,” for realsies.
There were a group of girls — sullen adolescent females — who gave me the blank look of “you can’t make me do anything,” but they eventually moved all of six feet down [...]